Monday, October 25, 2021

Arbuckle 2021


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rbuckle 2021 was held last week at three Northern California courses - Tilden, Corica South, and Yocha Dehe. Ron Braun, the bad bad man from Motown, won in a walk. He was a steady "grinder" throughout as Stanley Pesick put it. Seldom spectacular but never bad. Solid.

A couple of his holes in particular stand out. On the first day at Tilden on the par 5 thirteenth hole, his tee shot ended up, quite unluckily at the base of a tree stump. Rather than bemoan his fate he played his next three shots down the adjacent fairway; first, chopping out; then striping a three wood; which set up a 100-yard approach that he nailed; leading to a one-putt green and a bogey that set the tone for the rest of the event.

The other was on the aptly named "Headache", another 13th hole, this time at Yocha. At the time, Straus was still, barely, in contention, But Braun nearly aced it. Even though he missed the birdie, Straus doubled and it was effectively over.

Straus, for his part, had stayed in contention by playing quite well on the front nine of the last day, but inexplicably, his game collapsed on the back nine under Braun's grinding pressure. "I'm mystified" he wailed after the round. "I had it and then it disappeared, why?" 

Pesick had an even more enigmatic week. He started, on the practice round, by firing a personal best 78 at Tilden. Yet by the last day, he could barely hit the ball. Yips, look-ups, sculls; you name it, he did it. He actually pulled his game together and nearly parred the impossible 18th; but that's golf -- just when you're ready to abandon the game, the golf gods sneer and say "not so fast old-timer". He'll be back.

The Cat was MIA, but he too, will, we trust, return.

Golf as we know tests so much of a person's character and sporting ability. It clearly presents a stern assessment of one's natural hand-eye coordination. But it also forces the player to stay in the moment but focus on the next shot; the next chip; the next putt. But most of all it helps one look inside their soul. The greatest distance one must overcome in the game of golf is the six inches between the ears. 

I saw the following quote from Kurt Vonnegut - it is absolutely appropriate to those of us who keep going back out to the fairways and roughs; bunkers and greens. 

“When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of ‘getting to know you,’ questions you ask young people: Do you play sports? What’s your favorite subject? And I told him, no I don’t play any sports. I do theater, I’m in choir, I play the violin and piano, I used to take art classes.

And he went WOW. That’s amazing! And I said, ‘

‘Oh no, but I’m not any good at ANY of them.”

And he said something then that I will never forget and which absolutely blew my mind because no one had ever said anything like it to me before: ‘ I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them. I think you’ve got all these wonderful experiences with different skills, and that all teaches you things and makes you an interesting person, no matter how well you do them.’

And that honestly changed my life. Because I went from a failure, someone who hadn’t been talented enough at anything to excel, to someone who did things because I enjoyed them. I had been raised in such an achievement-oriented environment, so inundated with the myth of Talent, that I thought it was only worth doing things if you could ‘Win’ at them.”

First tee at Yoche Dehe is 160 feet above the fairway.

Gorgeous Northern California day.


Look closely those two dots are Ron and Stan






Friday, May 07, 2021

Open Cup!

The Commissioner of the Arbuckle Cup Invitational Golf Tournament, acting unilaterally as is his right and privilege, has officially vacated the Cup. In other words, there is no defending champion. Due to health and safety protocols, a 2021 tournament is still up in the air. But if and when it is played, the field will be even; thus, the Arbuckle group has formally acknowledged the devastation caused by Covid-19.



Sunday, April 11, 2021

Returnbuckle 2021

Minus the Little Cat, the remaining Arbucklians staged a joyous return to the links April 5,6, and 7 in the golf mecca of the Monterey Peninsula. Courses played included Pacific Grove, Pajaro Valley, and Poppy Hills. We had a great time but could categorically state the Cat was greatly missed.













Friday, January 22, 2021

On the Occasion of Donald J. Trump Leaving the White House


The Arbuckle Invitational Golf Tournament has been blessed over the years to have Walter Shapero as among other things: a Patron Saint; Finder of Green Jackets; pourer of Boston Coolers and now, Poet Laureate. 

Golfing with Trump

If off the tee you happen to hit a big slice
Trump might loudly say that was very nice
And if you happen to hit a shot into a trap
He will promptly give it an approving loud clap.

And if on the last hole you are about to make a short putt to win
From Trump will come disquieting loud noises and accompanying din
And if his golf ball's location escapes his playing partner's eye
Trump will just make it move and thus, as usual, improve his lie.

And even if on the previous hole his score was worse
On the next tee he will likely insist on shooting first
And he is never worried his handicap he can or will mar
Because his scorecard always shows that he shot under par.

Actually no need to keep a scorecard he
Because his score is always just what he wants or needs it to be,
And as we know he doesn’t really care much about the real facts
And thus from his actual shot number he usually subtracts
And of course he doesn’t ever count the shots that he muffed
Thus reminding one of the ballot boxes he falsely claimed were stuffed -
And therefore you should know from the round's onset
You are always going to lose whatever you've bet.

And while you're playing with him during any such rounds
None of his shots will be seen or called as out of bounds
And when or if Trump's ball perchance went over a fence
He will require, I believe, that it be retrieved by Mike Pence.

I would venture to say that it probably takes masochistic souls
To play golf with Trump for even nine holes.
And then after the ball finally goes into the last cup
You may be invited or feel obliged to then with him sup
Because you are or may be considered a Trump crony
And you need to keep with him a semblance of har-mony

And maybe indeed when you were golfing with him out on his club's links
You might have mentioned friends or clients then or possibly later
serving time in federal clinks,
Hoping that as a result they would be pardoned and otherwise set free
You can then go into Trump’s club Pro Shop and buy an expensive shirt - a tee
Colorfully emblazoned with the words "Trump Pardoned or Commuted Me"

All in all I am not so sure one should ever have taken his or her golf bag
And have played a golf game with Trump and then ever about it brag
.

 


Tuesday, January 19, 2021

Simple As ABC ... 2020/2021

COVID brought out a new side of the Arbuckle crew. Competitive reading. Here are the books the Arbuckle Book Club has read:

RCB & SLP

  •  A Long Petal of the Sea  - Isabelle Allende
  • News of the World - Paulette Jiles
  •  Everything Changes - Jonathan Tropper
  •  4-3-2-1 - Paul Auster 
PS joins....

  • Say Nothing - Patrick Radden O'Keefe
  • The Night Watchman - Louise Erdrich
  •  Loose Balls - Terry Pluto
  • Fourth Street East (Benny Kramer trilogy) - Jerome Weidman
  • The Cold Millions - Jess Walter
  • The Invisible Bridge - Julie Orringer
  • Fallout: The Hiroshima Coverup and the Reporter who Revealed it to the World - Lesley MM Blume
  • Deacon King Kong - James McBride
  • We Are Not Ourselves - Michael Thomas
  • Adventures in the Screen Trade - William Goldman
  • Hamnet - Maggie O'Farrell
  • Tigerland - Wil Haygood
  • Interior Chinatown - Charles Yu
  • From a Low and Quiet Sea - Donal Ryan
  • The Sixth Extinction: An Unnatural History - Elizabeth Kolbert 
  • The Lost Shtetl - Max Gross
  • Butcher's Crossing - John Williams
  • Any Human Heart - William Boyd
  • The Moth and the Mountain: A True Story of Love, War and Everest - Ed Ceasar
  • True Grit - Charles Portis
  • The Sin Eater - Megan Campisi
  • The Spy and the Traitor - Ben Macintyre
The Cat joins in the fun... via Zoom


  • How Lucky -Will Leitch
  • The Netanyahus: An Account of a Minor and Ultimately Even Negligible Episode in the History of a Very Famous Family - Joshua Cohen
  • Such a Fun Age - Kiley Reid
  • A Constellation of Vital Phenomena - Anthony Marra
  • Last Looks - Howard Michael Gould
  • The Women of the Copper Country - Mary Doria Russell
  • Klara and the Sun Kazuo Ishiguro
  • Cloud Cuckoo Land - Anthony Doerr
  • Damnation Spring - Ash Davidson 
  • A Calling for Charlie Barnes - Joshua Ferris
  • The Final Revival of Opal & Dev - Dawnie Walton
  • Thunderstruck - Erik Larson
  • The Pot Thief Who Studied Pythagoras J. Michael Orenduff
  • The Sea - John Banville
  • The Sweetness of Water - Nathan Harris
  • How the Word Is Passed - Clint Smith
  • Beartown - Fredrik Backman
  • The Books of Jacob - Olga Tokarczuk
  • Light Perpetual - Francis Spufford
  • Terror in the City of Champions: Murder, Baseball, and the Secret Society that Shocked Depression-era Detroit - Tom Stanton
  • Mercury Pictures Presents - Anthony Marra
  • Horse - Geraldine Brooks
  • West With Giraffes - Lynda Rutledge
  • Trust - Hernan Diaz